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Artykuł na Widelcu:
http://www.widelec.pl/widelec/1,99763,7479983,5_najlepszy
ch_zwierzecych_muzykow.html
"Hatebeak
Jeśli myśleliście, że nie da się przebić metalowej kapeli
z dwoma pitbullami na wokalu, to najwyraźniej nie
słyszeliście o Hatebeak. Ta deathmetalowa formacja
powstała w Baltimore w 2003 roku, a w jej skład wchodzą -
perkusista Blake Harrison, znany m.in. z zespołu Pig
Destroyer, basista i gitarzysta Mark, grający także w
grupie Triac, oraz wokalista Waldo - 19-letnia papuga
popielata. Serio.
A w zasadzie nie tak całkiem serio, bo Blake i Mark
założyli Hatebeak aby parodiować znane zespoły metalowe.
Nie zmienia to jednak faktu, że przy okazji stali się
regularnym zespołem, który planuje wydać w wytwórni
Reptilian Records pełnometrażowy album ''The Number of
the Beak'' i ma już w dorobku trzy splity, w tym jeden z
Caninusem.
Deathmetalowy zespół z papugą na wokalu? Oficjalnie
słyszałem już wszystko."
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Hatebeak
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a death metal band with a parrot on vocals
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SWEET CHRIST, HOW I LOVE HATEBEAK, THE DEATH
METAL BAND WITH A PARROT ON LEAD VOCALS.
By Matt Dorfman 09.15.04
I cannot play guitar. I cannot play bass. I
cannot play drums. I will have to learn how to do one or
all of these things in a hurry, though; the band that I
hope to join already has their vocalist firmly
established with nary a dream of dismissal. Ever.
The band I speak of is a punishing death metal cabal
boasting a human drummer, a human guitarist, a human
bassist … and a f**king Congo African Grey parrot named
Waldo as their mouthpiece. Separately, they are humble
minions of the Ever-Reigning Supreme Lord of Darkness.
Aligned together, they are Hatebeak.
Notice that I make no mention of what city they originate
from. That is because I do not f**king know. They will
not tell me. It was simply enough for them to admit only
that they hail from "within the deepest bowels of Satan."
This is a band that hates humanity so much that utilizing
an actual human being as their vocal expressionist is out
of the question. Hell, former and present band members
BLK, WLL, MRK and CHRS harbor enough hatred towards
humanity to eschew even vowels.
Though my attempts to sit one-on-one with Waldo (the
parrot) were thwarted, I did speak with human Hatebeak
representative BLK, who shared with me the particulars of
band dynamics, cross-species death metal, and why The
Beatles should f**king die even if two of them have
already taken care of that.
BT: Your band has been universally acknowledged as
perhaps the greatest musical innovation in the history of
human events. I have yet to share your gospel with anyone
who hasn't responded with an overwhelming, "Holy f**king
sh*t," be it in disgust or in elation. Goddammit, tell me
now, what begat the union of man, man, man and parrot?
How did this heavenly idea come to fruition?
BLK: I just wanted to raise the bar a notch or too as far
as extreme music goes. I came up with the name, found the
bird, had it taught some things and off we went.
BT: There's something Darwinian about designating an
animal to perform vocal duties in music. Almost as if the
original, pre-historic sounds of nature are finally
coming full circle to reclaim their savage kingdom. What
was it for you and your other human counterpart in
Hatebeak that assured you both mutually that a human
vocalist plainly had no business being in your band?
BLK: No, the idea of Hatebeak is a death metal band with
a parrot for a singer; there'd be no Hatebeak without a
parrot. Waldo is a bit savage thought isn't he?
BT: Clearly, one cannot just walk into Petland and
request a parrot whose vocal and musical proclivities
side with Napalm Death, Cannibal Corpse, Neurosis and the
like. How did Waldo come to appreciate and love metal?
BLK: Trade secret. Actually Waldo's owner loves metal,
which is probably why he agreed to let us carry on this
idea in the first place. But Waldo has learned some
things that sound brutal, so we use those. The sparks
didn't really ignite per say, we set him up, put a mic in
front of him and let him do his thing. MRK, WLL and I
wrote the music before that. I wish Waldo had found us.
It'd be so serendipitous.
BT: Not minutes after learning of your band, I was
pointed to Caninus, an equally punishing torch-to-the-
scalp of hardcore and metal fronted by two pit bull
terriers. Firstly, is there any truth to the rumors of a
split 7" between your two bands in future days? Secondly,
do you have title for it yet? Third, which do you think
is the most appropriate color for the vinyl -- blood red
or tropical green? Lastly, may I please have eight
million copies?
BLK: Yes, there is truth to the rumors. We've talked with
the fine people in Caninus, and they seem really excited
to do it, as are we. It'll be the Faith/Void split for
the "00." I do have a working title for the record, but
it will remain secret until the unveiling. Yes, you may
have eight million copies, but they will be $3 apiece. I
guess we could give you a break on the price though.
BT: On your single 'God of Empty Nest,' from the bone-
sifting Beak of Putrefaction 7", Waldo's vocals, not
unlike much grade-A quality
death metal, are those of malevolent squawks and tortured
screams. Are there any future plans to have Waldo
growling in genuine English? He being a parrot, it seems
to be the obvious direction…
BLK: Yes, it'd be nice, but teaching parrots actual
phrases takes a lot of time and dedication.
BT: As a review posted on your label's site informs us,
Waldo actually has a notable distaste for
oud and abrasive noises (death metal included), making
Hatebeak a strictly studio-based project. Is it a strain
on the band to have a lead singer who's so particular
about his recording/performing conditions? Do you
sometimes feel that his rigid demands keep you from
touring, socializing and other peripheral activities
required to keeping a band afloat?
BLK: No, I actually find it quite a relief, it'll be hard
to tour the country and the world toting around a parrot.
They are fairly similar to children.
BT: Judging from your current output, the musical
stylings that influence the three of you as a band seem
fairly clear. Answer me this, what musicians do you
positively HATE?
BLK: Uh, I know I'll get sl*gged for this. The Beatles,
we detest. Billy Joel, Elton John, Good Charlotte,
anything that's not really real. Any plastic fake
musicians.
BT: OK, Good Charlotte goes without saying; they sit down
to pee. Billy and Elton, well, they have no business
intermingling with your art as it is. But the Beatles? I
mean, enjoy them or don't, they're largely credited as
providing -- at the very, very least -- the blueprint for
all variations of rock music thereafter. Ergo: No Beatles
= No Mercyful Fate. f**k, you're called Hatebeak, so if
one band were to legitimately dismiss them, I suppose it
would be you guys, but even still -- is "hate" truly a
word you reserve for The Beatles? Really?
BLK: Yeah man, I despise the Beatles, and MRK does as
well. I acknowledge what they did for rock music, but it
doesn't mean I have to like it. It may be inexplicable to
most, but I'm not into them at all. Now Mercyful Fate,
now that's a band. Yes, I "hate" the Beatles, can I also
add that Waldo hates The Eagles. He's a bit peeved at the
idea.
BT: Were Jamey Jasta or Rob Halford or any members of
Carcass pissed off about your artwork and title
appropriations on the debut 7"?
BLK: Uh, I don't know and I don't hope to find out, those
are members of bands I respect and adore, and I wouldn't
want them to be upset with me.
BT: You can totally disregard this if you think it's too
personal, but are you absolutely positive that Waldo is a
male parrot? Asking purely out of ignorance, what are the
prime distinctions between male and female parrot
genitalia? Would the band's direction change if you
learned that Waldo was actually a chick? If so, how?
BLK: Waldo isn't quite sexually mature yet, so no we
don't really know, and if it WERE a female, I just think
it'd make it all the more intense.
BT: Can you say with any level of confidence whether we
are on the eve of a revolution in punk in which animals
govern the mouthpiece?
BLK: No, not at all, although a whale band called Baleen
would be sweet.
BT: I agree. Switching gears briefly. Because this
wretched, God-forsaken land of piss rarely awards its
citizens with capital for their creative endeavors, we're
going to go ahead and assume that you three do not make a
living from Hatebeak. While we can hardly imagine a
permissible substitute, what exactly do you guys do to
pay the bills?
BLK: Well, WLL is no longer with the band, and MRK and I
and our new member CHRS ... well, let's just say that we
are all involved with the music industry and sound.
BT: I would now like to present you with an imaginary
scenario in which place you and your band in a fictional
(albeit entirely possible) situation, and you tell me how
you would respond. This is it:
IMAGINARY SCENARIO: BUSH vs. KERRY vs. RICE vs. HEINZ-
KERRY vs. RUMSFELD vs. HATEBEAK. Who bleeds first? Who
bleeds the most?
BLK: Bush would bleed first and most. Waldo is a STAUNCH
Democrat. Waldo says, "Vote for Kerry"
BT: I know that Waldo isn't available for comment
directly, but if possible, could I tell you a question to
ask him, and then have you send his reply back to me? I
just want to know if as a musician, as a metal enthusiast
and as a Congo African Grey parrot, whether he views his
birdcage as some kind of cheap metaphor or not. Could you
ask him that for me, please? I've often wondered whether
other animal musicians muse about such a thing.
BLK: He didn't really say much, just kinda preened
himself when I asked. Typical frontman.
BT: This isn't so much a question as it is an
observation. I was at Tompkins Square Park over the
weekend, and I saw some jackass sitting on a blanket with
a parrot on his shoulder talking to two of his friends.
He was wearing a navy blue sweatshirt, and the sweatshirt
was peppered with parrot sh*t in scattered regions --
demonstrating how often throughout the day this man had
been willing to endure this parrot's abuse for the sake
of parading him around as an ornament.
Hearing this parrot squawk and whine whenever the man
would shift or adjust his position on the grass made it
startlingly clear to me just how much of a pussy this
parrot must be in comparison to Waldo.
I mean, Waldo is pouring his goddamn soul into his work,
and this wing-clipped bird-pussy is falling to pieces
over a blue cotton sweatshirt. I daydreamed briefly about
Waldo facing off with this other bird-pussy, with his
rage transforming him into some kind of enlarged Satanic
Voltron-style parrot, engulfing him in flames and finally
eating him, thereby absorbing his energy. It really
helped place your band's purpose in the proper
perspective. I rejoiced.
BLK: That's a great observation. I wish more people were
as fanatic as you.
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Słuchałem Hatebeak - Feral Parrot, żako nieźle drze dzioba, czad jakich mało, polecam oczywiście tym, którzy potrafią słuchać death metal.
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